If you are under the impression that cats don’t read, you’re about to have a rude awakening. Not only do these cats love books, but they can probably read better than you!
“I identify with the bad guys.”
“My taste is eclectic … so what?
“I don’t care if this book is old and valuable.
It makes a great pillow.”
“I’ll wait for the movie, thanks.”
“Mmm … flying mousie, yum.”
“I cannot believe the horsepucky
masquerading as journalism these days.”
“Dude, what’s a tortoiseshell girl doing
with a boy’s name like Buckey???”
“I could really use a book light…”
“Пожалуйста, прекратите беспокоить меня,
пока я пытаюсь читать.”
Library cat is tired of studying.
“Diss Will Wheaton and I’ll scratch your eyes out.”
“I will finish this book tonight!”
“I have impeccable taste in women’s literature.”
“I’m glad someone finally wrote a
book about my fascinating life.”
“Wait! The laws of physics apply to me too?”
“Why are all the words backward?”
“Must you be so loud?”
“Large books, schmarge books.
Give me a tiny tome.”
“Dammit, Dad, turn the page!’
“I knew they’d kiss at the end…”
“So THAT’s how kittens are made!”
“Why is the cat always the bad guy?”
“Your face makes a lovely reading pillow.”
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